I am looking forward to the day when a committed vinophile is appointed to South Africa’s Constitutional Court as the laws that govern the country’s soul really need to look at patrolling a number of wine-related issues.
Beheading winemakers who use rock-hard wax capsules to cover the closure-ends of their bottles, for example, would send a strong message to those who deem aesthetic pretension more important than the constitutional rights of your average wine drinker seeking to open a bottle of wine without chipping through brittle casings of wax which invariably end up in the wine glass and between your teeth.
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